National Awareness Day - Alaska Day

That united states bought alaska from russia, and i want to read some facts about alaska that maybe you don't know. We should learn more about it. It's the largest state in the united states. 90% of the world's sea otters live in alaska, and at first the-- they didn't think that the russians wanted to sell it, but then someone said, "i don't know if they're interested, but i'll-ask-a.

Obviously i don't know a lot about alaska, but we have reality shows that are teaching us, so it's time to learn something with something we're calling great moments in alaska. This is a great moment from the show "gold rush alaska." maybe there's something wrong with this pan. It's just yellow rocks. And the worst part about it is, gold isn't yellow all the time. Gold is brown. Gold is pink. Gold has a reddish color. And then to top it all off, i'm color-blind. So he doesn't know.

Maybe he found gold or dirt or a grizzly bear. They all look grayish-brown. Here's another great moment from alaska state troopers. How we doing today, guys? Is there a problem back there on the road? Why are you yelling? Why are you screaming at me as you drive by and then almost go in the ditch? You were. What's--what's the story? Okay, "no sirs"? You sound drunk, and you smell drunk. Step out of the car. Come on out, partner. You got any weapons on you? Come back here. Keep your hands out of your pocket. What a guy. And it gets worse, 'cause right after that, he was pulled over by the fashion police as well, so...